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Top 10 reasons why should you NOT see a Chiropractor:
10. You’ve become quite attached to your stiff neck, headache, and shoulder pain. Parting with it now would be upsetting.
9. Tylenol keeps you feeling good and your liver might be bleeding but it doesn’t hurt.
8. By the time your spine breaks down and wears out you’ ll be able to get a replacement.
7. You love taking risks. The side effects from your medications, like seizures, suicidal thoughts and death, keep life interesting.
6. Why drive to see a chiropractor two or three times a week when you can make a trip to the pharmacy once a month?
5. A few headaches a week actually help distract you from the stress of work.
4. Your cousins, best friend’s sister tried chiropractic once and didn’t get any better.
3. The tingling in your fingers feels kind of neat and if they go numb you won’t need gloves next winter.
2. You’re worried the chiropractor might take the wallet from your back pocket while you’re lying on the table.
And the number one reason NOT to see a Chiropractor…
1. You’re the only living human without a spine.
Have a great week! If you are truly skeptical about chiropractic please give us a call and Dr. McReynolds will be happy to meet with you and explain what we do.
575.546.5757
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